06/12/2006 - my blood's turned to dirt, girl, you broke every part of me
06/10/2006 - all of it's done in amsterdam
06/10/2006 - "I write because I hate. A lot. Hard."
06/04/2006 - You are like the prettiest girl ever.
05/29/2006 - 2 months since it started
05/27/2006 - i have had four beers
05/27/2006 - Magnetic card present: nathan p walsh
05/09/2006 - i bleed optimism
05/05/2006 - when will i and if i do will it do me in
04/28/2006 - regrets
04/27/2006 - we have seen this stuff, and we have seen enough
04/20/2006 - �damn grandma, you sexy� *pours glass of wine*
04/16/2006 - late at night, drunk on wine, they fall in bed and intertwine
04/09/2006 - IF U LUKY
04/08/2006 - *let the damn breeze dry my face*
04/05/2006 - 01:02:03 04/05/06
04/01/2006 - *stars fall on*
03/31/2006 - i see men as trees, walking
03/26/2006 - to the furthest reaches of / the ham-fisted box of gloves
03/25/2006 - delicious
03/22/2006 - from childish double-entendre to inexplicable self-reference
03/19/2006 - nice fuckin' hat, you blowjob
03/17/2006 - i would have given you mine.
03/17/2006 - a defense of modern cinema
03/16/2006 - [...] i'll eat my hat
03/11/2006 - all you do is leech off Sarah Zhong's cuteness collapse
03/10/2006 - i take my twist with a shout
03/09/2006 - untitled
03/07/2006 - much better now
03/02/2006 - i changed my resolution
02/28/2006 - hello goodbye
02/22/2006 - "This town is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat pizza!?"
02/21/2006 - the first of many consequences
02/20/2006 - if it weren't for me and you, the avenue'd be incomplete
02/17/2006 - unfinished entry from a week ago
02/17/2006 - night of mayhem
02/16/2006 - there is pressure on my eyes, hours left
02/09/2006 - and look at this - she can read, too!
02/09/2006 - shame!
01/27/2006 - whithering away
01/27/2006 - the one I've been cultivating for years.
01/23/2006 - boy of destiny
01/22/2006 - i'm so much older than I can take
01/21/2006 - but this boy could use a little sting!!
01/20/2006 - c b-lo
01/19/2006 - please say you'll take me to the moon or something
01/19/2006 - dustin dustin dustin
01/17/2006 - got it goin' on... like donkey kong.
01/10/2006 - you know, you know - no you don't, you don't
01/10/2006 - well, there goes guilt again
01/07/2006 - there's two things in life i ain't never seen: a UFO and a nigga i need
01/05/2006 - you'd would not have come to greet us / a wire hanger from cousin Cleetus
01/05/2006 - *i just can't look, it's killing me*
01/05/2006 - *you're near perfect, i'm married...and we gotta go*
01/04/2006 - let me shoot you
01/02/2006 - the pain in my stomach
01/02/2006 - we all have our gifts
01/02/2006 - it's there
12/27/2005 - thorns and shit
12/26/2005 - decided to take an asterisk
12/25/2005 - for your loins
12/24/2005 - i kicked my dog, i was mean to him before
12/23/2005 - and you can't believe you still walk the streets
12/22/2005 - how sleazy it is messing with these guys
12/22/2005 - it was so cold
12/22/2005 - why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress, love?
12/10/2005 - a grand day out
12/09/2005 - save that shit
12/09/2005 - cramping my hands to control the rage
12/08/2005 - yes, i ruined christmas
12/08/2005 - all your money cannot cure the gonorrhea
12/03/2005 - Trying to get my mansions green
12/03/2005 - oh, the drunk, he graces us with an entry, how wonderful!
11/28/2005 - here's to you, american
11/28/2005 - not as clever as you think!
11/28/2005 - getting torpedoed
11/28/2005 - breaking the bank and just breaking even
11/28/2005 - for consequence is a bigger word than you think
11/15/2005 - implosion
11/12/2005 - they say i don't listen no more
11/11/2005 - THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
11/08/2005 - WHOA, it feels so good (to have your blood in my veins)
11/07/2005 - decadent
11/04/2005 - watch him travel
11/02/2005 - now i'm certainly fucked
11/02/2005 - i show them just how far i can bend
10/31/2005 - i heard dogs barking
10/31/2005 - good food... for vegetables
10/26/2005 - no one's sleepin' in my bed
10/26/2005 - holy water to my head
10/22/2005 - gotta take a maaaad shizzy
10/20/2005 - I just spilled, I just spilled, I just spilled my blackberry brand-ayyyy
10/19/2005 - this is also a true story
10/18/2005 - KATRINA CALL OUT
10/18/2005 - advertising bitchery - ignore
10/18/2005 - *makin� love with you is like swimmin� in glue*
10/16/2005 - crusty eyeliner
10/13/2005 - the hourglass confounds
10/06/2005 - she's eating rice with her formula now because she's a piggy
10/06/2005 - *mouthful of your hair*
10/03/2005 - girl problems
10/03/2005 - let�s hug it out, bitch
10/01/2005 - that is today's official title
10/01/2005 - i'm so down you could call it a syndrome
09/29/2005 - i've got to get back to Universal Studios..
09/28/2005 - he would seem less skeletal.
09/28/2005 - and i feel like i could plot it if i had the time
09/25/2005 - talkin' to you, girl, is like long division
09/24/2005 - the thing speaks for itself
09/21/2005 - babylon is falling to pieces over their heads
09/20/2005 - Your Not Drunk Until You Have To Hold On To the Grass To Stay On the Earth
09/20/2005 - and suddenly fear besets
09/15/2005 - i've noticed you can tell you're fighting for my love
09/09/2005 - spirit engine
09/08/2005 - a pocketful of weird things
09/07/2005 - I saw her spinning and dripping on your new dress
09/07/2005 - let's plot this approximately
09/05/2005 - he ain't supposed to be out on the floor with aee'body!
09/01/2005 - last vestiges... gone
08/26/2005 - cookier devilries
08/31/2005 - phone numbers
08/25/2005 - a person comes along and just hits a couple of buttons and reaps all the benefit
08/23/2005 - i am gonna make it through this year, if it kills me
08/22/2005 - cookier devilries
08/21/2005 - you caught me talking about ben savage
08/20/2005 - in the waiting line
08/20/2005 - the same as when he started
08/18/2005 - three three three three three three
08/18/2005 - two two two two two
08/18/2005 - now i'm on wounded knee, and we're at waterloo
08/16/2005 - too many balls...
08/15/2005 - interests: telling boys gross things about my uterus
08/11/2005 - lord, 100 times no!
08/10/2005 - cousin refused entry
08/10/2005 - gifted
08/10/2005 - i ate a pen cap out of rage the other day
08/05/2005 - what other tricks do you hold, internet?
08/04/2005 - upcoming projects
08/02/2005 - i am going to make it through this year, if it kills me
07/29/2005 - the irony is nearly too much
07/28/2005 - don't get sucked in
07/24/2005 - who wants indian food 4
07/24/2005 - i don't want your life 3
07/24/2005 - acronyms are not cool 2
07/24/2005 - bits and pieces 1
07/24/2005 - the date is off
07/23/2005 - suss suspect device
07/22/2005 - "Nate vs Gin" / The Gin won this round.
07/20/2005 - then again i'm a virgo; i'm no match for you
07/19/2005 - don't call it a comeback
07/19/2005 - trustfully
07/15/2005 - standard business affair
07/13/2005 - something equally stupid
07/12/2005 - put that down. that's the placenta.
07/12/2005 - see you.
07/10/2005 - i just keep wipin' and wipin'
07/07/2005 - i drink from the bottle, weeping why
07/07/2005 - i twist like a corkscrew, the sweetness rising
07/07/2005 - no time for a title too much work
07/06/2005 - For Heaven's Sake I'm here I'm willing
06/18/2005 - i shot another leaded star
06/16/2005 - we keep all that creme danger
06/15/2005 - missy b upside down
06/12/2005 - day the third
06/11/2005 - she mouthed, "is everything OK?"
06/10/2005 - come on now sugar
06/08/2005 - Pj waot.
06/07/2005 - i kissed a drunk girl
06/06/2005 - there�s nothing left to read in here, there�s nothing left to smoke
06/06/2005 - it's soopa shredda!
06/05/2005 - survey says
06/03/2005 - and there we are, fuckwit
05/31/2005 - gonna try not to fall down when i'm singin' for y'all
05/31/2005 - god left us here
05/28/2005 - its currency is the giant stone disc
05/28/2005 - jeff goldblum macho walk fanclub
05/27/2005 - here is something i sent to the newspaper
05/27/2005 - it's on the tip of everybody's tongue
05/25/2005 - loyal to my sorrowful country
05/24/2005 - i've got a girl who's oh, so good
05/19/2005 - hey smilin' strange, you're lookin' happily deranged
05/17/2005 - the Fanatical Nudists' national animal is the fierce penguin
05/16/2005 - WELCOME TO EARF
05/15/2005 - and now you'll fucking know my rage
05/15/2005 - insurgent
05/14/2005 - i have a fan
05/14/2005 - does no one else find this funny?
05/14/2005 - here is why we can no longer visit michigan:
05/14/2005 - i want to be an alt.country superstaaaarrr
05/11/2005 - it comes from the mountain
05/11/2005 - problems
05/10/2005 - this entry is neither here nor there
05/03/2005 - what's the upshot?
05/03/2005 - together we'll wreak havoc you and me
05/03/2005 - i wish you weren't so wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
05/02/2005 - girls in a short stack, girls to the ceilin'
04/28/2005 - everybody wants Nate Walsh to pay attention to them
04/22/2005 - with your dark eyes
04/22/2005 - i ain't no rolla back girl
04/21/2005 - to rid my dirty mind of all of its preciousness
04/19/2005 - i'm not a... *handsome* man
04/15/2005 - this time will pass and with it will me
04/14/2005 - walker told me i have aids
04/13/2005 - additionally
04/12/2005 - new theory
04/11/2005 - and still retain my fascination with jenny mccarthy's boobs
04/07/2005 - GET YO SLANT ON TONITE BOOOOOI
04/06/2005 - oh baby, burn!
04/04/2005 - Always showing off his Luigi dunk!
04/03/2005 - they aren't all good entries.
04/02/2005 - i don't know what it is so get me over
03/31/2005 - all these poses of classical torture
03/31/2005 - maybe this poop will help
03/27/2005 - since U been gone
03/27/2005 - and folding out mysteriously
03/24/2005 - they crawl around behind like all the rats around that tunnel light
03/17/2005 - it's not the virus that i dread
03/17/2005 - suck my jimmy
03/14/2005 - break it off like a bumblebee
03/13/2005 - breck
03/11/2005 - texas trip recap (from ages past)
03/09/2005 - drew the letters back on my keyboard
03/04/2005 - it's a shoo wop doo wop and all i do
03/03/2005 - gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in my mouth
03/02/2005 - financial whoa
02/28/2005 - we'll leave negative thoughts aside for now
02/24/2005 - don't make nate walsh buy a gun
02/23/2005 - when i am older than all these goddamned hills
02/22/2005 - He Gets With Ladies But In The End They Do Not Like Him!
02/13/2005 - ladies is pimps too
02/11/2005 - deal?
02/09/2005 - another misplaced entry
02/09/2005 - you're smarter than most everyone, but most everyone don't care
02/08/2005 - sunflower seeds act as protein
02/07/2005 - how we got the gays
02/06/2005 - my brain is tar
02/05/2005 - mia=bulimia, ana=anorexia
02/02/2005 - misplaced entry
02/02/2005 - kissed my girl by the fact'ry wall
02/02/2005 - sage advice from myself, truly
01/31/2005 - cling to your tooth
01/25/2005 - i'm wishin' you could keep up with me
01/24/2005 - ________ as ________
01/22/2005 - ice cream smooth
01/21/2005 - i still live off my mouth
01/19/2005 - this is about when shit goes pear-shaped
01/17/2005 - holiday recap
01/12/2005 - i prick myself and see if blood comes out!!
01/11/2005 - my shadow's the only one that walks beside me
01/08/2005 - keep drinking then
01/08/2005 - improvement?
01/08/2005 - crying but you don't have the right
01/08/2005 - important info re: my subsequent dismemberment
01/03/2005 - 5� coffee - taste great!
12/23/2004 - played at the Bitter End
12/21/2004 - take one and pass it down
12/17/2004 - and you're probably gonna write what you didn't see
12/15/2004 - i will cut off your breasts
12/14/2004 - she showed up at 3
12/07/2004 - remove those stomach knots
12/06/2004 - grumble chock kill
12/05/2004 - another what
12/04/2004 - ...but i was
12/04/2004 - aach aach
12/04/2004 - may i remind you, i'm under oath now
11/29/2004 - stupid drunkennness
11/22/2004 - important journalism
11/22/2004 - informality bordering on rudeness
11/22/2004 - ah, but it'll only make me sadder when i can conjure ghosts no more
11/18/2004 - to drink as if lovers
11/16/2004 - rephrased: "you ain't lived till you got no head from no vampire"
11/16/2004 - what if they have ceased to exist, disappeared into the stomachs of ghouls?
11/15/2004 - moving in inches
11/15/2004 - a conservative estimate (by ted leo)
11/15/2004 - now there's a strange mint
11/10/2004 - too tired to title
11/09/2004 - first wesleyan church
11/08/2004 - good thing i made a whole entry for this
11/08/2004 - well, that went cascading downhill
11/03/2004 - lost your friction and you slid for a mile
11/02/2004 - oh good i am being punched from the inside
11/02/2004 - cryptic references to a white elephant
10/25/2004 - shake the sheets
10/24/2004 - oh. that sprite has urine in it (true story)
10/20/2004 - i'm so happy you saw my hair wet
10/10/2004 - retrograde
10/08/2004 - you're smarter than this
10/05/2004 - saucy jack hehehehehe
10/03/2004 - wash it all off away
09/27/2004 - return of the drunken detective!
09/26/2004 - mary full of grace
09/21/2004 - the end of summer
09/15/2004 - so we'll just wait in pain
09/14/2004 - a rhett-torical question
09/13/2004 - run over the winner
09/07/2004 - old entry #4
09/07/2004 - old entry #3
09/07/2004 - old entry #2
09/07/2004 - old entry #1
09/06/2004 - signs of the impending apocolypse... of nathan walsh
09/03/2004 - also props for my mom's birthday poem
09/03/2004 - about the terrible inequity in the world
08/29/2004 - nothing should be frozen like that
08/20/2004 - your madness will not descend!
08/13/2004 - what ever happened to...?
08/06/2004 - two weeks older getting colder
08/03/2004 - for god sakes turn around
08/02/2004 - peaches and whatever
08/01/2004 - i was just a brain whose brain would never let up
07/26/2004 - I believe the true function of age is mmeory. I'm rcoerding as fast as I can.
07/24/2004 - feel us shaking
07/22/2004 - nate walsh is law, you are crime
07/18/2004 - we'll try to fill the echoless night
07/18/2004 - friendly
07/15/2004 - every moment's a little bit later
07/15/2004 - check your depth with a sounding
07/12/2004 - but i can't sleep at night
07/12/2004 - all the sea was coal! [coal! coal!]
07/09/2004 - something is going wrong
07/08/2004 - i bought a window display and married her at once
07/07/2004 - the possessions of nearly 100 geriatrics [one fine twangcore bar band]
07/04/2004 - why i skipped the 4th of july
07/04/2004 - close your eyes. keep them closed.
07/01/2004 - and the devil don't care if you're a fish or you're a stick
06/29/2004 - is that what this is? "choice?"
06/29/2004 - doary;amd/cp [diaryland.com]
06/28/2004 - workin' it out again
06/23/2004 - AH WHY AM I SO POOR
06/23/2004 - i assassin down the avenue
06/21/2004 - dear money
06/20/2004 - one too many blows to the head
06/17/2004 - "Finally, someone invented a way to make more Asians."
06/17/2004 - creative energies flowing
06/17/2004 - and i used to be kind of weird about this
06/13/2004 - it smells like a dentist's office in here
06/09/2004 - but it don't do nothin' to attract you, so i don't know what the hell it's for
06/08/2004 - there had to be an altercation
06/04/2004 - GAZE OF STONE, BRAIN OF MISCHIEF
06/02/2004 - i'm too indie to be indie
06/01/2004 - Video of guys fucking helpless retarted girls lol!
05/30/2004 - dept. of social conduct
05/29/2004 - or maybe i do
05/28/2004 - i gotta get my girl to rock that body
05/27/2004 - i'll lick the blood right off your street
05/26/2004 - they usually throw hot things on me then, like soup or fire.
05/26/2004 - sorry i'm doing all my thinking in aim conversations tonite
05/26/2004 - to town!
05/25/2004 - I like very much Chat :P
05/24/2004 - a brief tirade ++
05/23/2004 - speaking frankly, you'll be out of
05/22/2004 - another brief summary
05/21/2004 - i count your eyelashes.... secretly
05/19/2004 - hello folks
05/18/2004 - ritualistic (deviant?) behavior
05/16/2004 - her badly freckled skin could have been prevented
05/15/2004 - CUTERS (raw, seeting anger)
05/14/2004 - the red is dakota smith
05/13/2004 - bop-ba... (this is the sound of settling)
05/13/2004 - my name's nate, but can i be frank with you??
05/11/2004 - don't care what you say; i am the cute one
05/10/2004 - your plot elements are stupid
05/07/2004 - we can't survive more accidents
05/07/2004 - you talk way too much
05/06/2004 - replace it with somethin' else
05/04/2004 - I'm quietly judging you.
05/02/2004 - in very old demented adults
05/01/2004 - couldn't hardly stand
04/29/2004 - i like pleated skirts, and she smiles at the right times
04/28/2004 - i thought that i was better off; i was wrong
04/26/2004 - looks good to hang anywhere!
04/25/2004 - you know, i'm movin' ever closer to it
04/24/2004 - and everything like that
04/23/2004 - the opening into something felt to be insatiable
04/22/2004 - there are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head.
04/21/2004 - so i fall again
04/19/2004 - peanut gallery shut up
04/19/2004 - oh. pardon.
04/19/2004 - 'cause the planets don't get down on me
04/18/2004 - still haven't started
04/18/2004 - i stole your stale mt. dew, all right
04/15/2004 - don meyer's boys and girls club
04/15/2004 - you chase the promise of her glow
04/13/2004 - my hair smells like fruit salad
04/12/2004 - fell though the roof on easter night
04/10/2004 - only this time the sugar hits you in reverse
04/09/2004 - i'm pleased to hear that you're wam 'cause i'm freezing
04/07/2004 - why come are cute?
04/07/2004 - the arm wrestling event?
04/06/2004 - a considerably less good entry when i'm sober
04/05/2004 - what i wouldn't do to be friends with you
04/04/2004 - i break it down
04/02/2004 - 26 reds and a bottle of wine
04/01/2004 - but there's only so much that a [guy] can do
03/31/2004 - hilariously, i can't remember who this is about
03/31/2004 - she's in over my head
03/30/2004 - i've evolved; why haven't you?
03/29/2004 - it would be rude not to
03/28/2004 - your teeth are not quite touching
03/26/2004 - shotgun fire: anybody home?
03/25/2004 - how crass I hear you cry
03/25/2004 - dark metaphor
03/22/2004 - Hi , get healthy or die:-)
03/21/2004 - they're tearin' the buick city complex down
03/20/2004 - his head is retarded
03/19/2004 - i was playin' it so loud the whole neighborhood could hear
03/18/2004 - unhealthy
03/18/2004 - Oooh, FACED!... Scratch moded!
03/18/2004 - nervous guy
03/17/2004 - if it was anybody else's birthday
03/15/2004 - first thoughts of the morning
03/15/2004 - clearly now, i will go sailing no more
03/13/2004 - you wear each as a badge of honor
01/03/2004 - i am an evangelist.
03/10/2004 - so cruelly you kissed me
03/09/2004 - even my titles are getting verbose
03/08/2004 - i'm functionally vain
03/07/2004 - every other day is a kick in the shin
03/06/2004 - throw more knives... ALL THE TIME
03/05/2004 - it's almost over now
03/04/2004 - i learned everything i know about women from collegehumor.com
03/03/2004 - the more you know...
03/03/2004 - of course i'm the good guy in my story
03/03/2004 - in our darkest hour
03/01/2004 - would you please put out your cigarette?
03/01/2004 - SLAP SLAP AND SLEEP IS WHAT I DO BEST.
02/29/2004 - spin control
02/29/2004 - I BLEND IN TO ALL ENVIRONMENTS.
02/27/2004 - i believe in love... but it don't believe in me
12/20/2003 - proclamation
02/26/2004 - how my brain makes connections
02/26/2004 - i'd be lyin' if i said i didn't have designs on you
02/25/2004 - al qaeda dies with YOU
02/23/2004 - at least i'm not tall
02/22/2004 - bear chasing polonious; failing that, polonius
02/20/2004 - yeah, he was watching, cracking up
02/20/2004 - done and done
02/20/2004 - daughter stabbed cat lady with pen
02/19/2004 - it's as funny as it's perverse
02/18/2004 - a state of apprehension without cause
02/17/2004 - this should be just enough to make me sleepy again
02/17/2004 - which might explain why Japanese women are seemingly all constipated
02/16/2004 - the standing nail is driven
02/13/2004 - a slight delay
12/06/2003 - heh. never mind.
02/11/2004 - well, i may be stupid, but at least i'm not dim
02/11/2004 - important reminder
02/11/2004 - GOMP <3
02/09/2004 - waste of my time
02/08/2004 - kata-ashi-pan
02/07/2004 - left of center
02/07/2004 - a life of possibilities
02/05/2004 - but you're terrified and it's tearin' me apart, no...
02/04/2004 - who should be separating who from whom then, hmm?
02/03/2004 - and only hope can i, you won't deny
02/02/2004 - the real winner is team diabetes
02/01/2004 - and everytime she sneezes, i believe it's love
01/31/2004 - i just don't think you're gettin' any nearer
01/31/2004 - i know it might sound weird, but all of these things here are things that disappeared
11/22/2003 - ...long-stemmed rose and cash in the other
01/28/2004 - sapphire earrings in the one hand...
01/27/2004 - even christ told a cripple joke now and then
01/27/2004 - what's the hardest thing about learning to rollerblade? telling your parents you're gay.
01/26/2004 - i'm just gonna have to learn to hesitate
01/25/2004 - neko neko neko
01/25/2004 - i'm a glowing ball of dick
01/24/2004 - i was there when you were young and strong and perverted
01/23/2004 - i'd like to give a shout out...
11/15/2003 - am i truth? am i free? i'm like everyone i see
01/21/2004 - butt motors
01/20/2004 - jockin' mike d. to my dismay
01/19/2004 - now i've got you... where i want you
01/17/2004 - the bitch is back
01/14/2004 - some time on knees in thanks for what he's given
01/12/2004 - why fall in love when there's no need to?
01/12/2004 - poisonous miasma
01/08/2004 - that's a new one
01/07/2004 - and the beat(ing of my head) goes on
01/06/2004 - why the thought process works
01/06/2004 - bearing arms
01/05/2004 - nate walsh has issues with commitment
01/03/2004 - is he strong? listen, bud / he's got radioactive blood
01/02/2004 - don't be naive
01/02/2004 - and if something's lost in translation, i know i shouldn't take it so personally
01/01/2004 - i wanna be part of the human race
12/30/2003 - so's your face!
12/29/2003 - your paragraph structure is atrocious
12/27/2003 - said it all before, but it bears repeating now
12/24/2003 - can i make it any more obvious?
12/23/2003 - i used to jump off the garage as a kid
12/22/2003 - take what you get
12/21/2003 - i'm just here to hold your hand when you die
12/20/2003 - down with the tubetop
12/19/2003 - can i kiss your furrowed brow and calm your nervous heart?
12/18/2003 - for to
12/17/2003 - i say you got to toast me
12/16/2003 - oh, the camraderie
12/15/2003 - Yeah Sam, give me your white hot cum!
12/14/2003 - stupid one weakness
12/13/2003 - it's lonely being mean!
12/12/2003 - unfortunately, today's the day for birdwatching
12/10/2003 - 'cause it's the sonics, not the phonics, and it's all in the delivery
12/10/2003 - THE HOST FROM LEGENDS IS A TOOL
12/09/2003 - in some sort of time machine
12/07/2003 - do you like my honkers? do they turn you on?
12/06/2003 - forgiveness please
12/04/2003 - Professor Faggot Q. Boredom's Lame-U-Cational Cocksuckery
09/26/2003 - conducting electricity... and convertiing less efficiently
12/03/2003 - go back in your mind... 20 years in time...
12/02/2003 - RELEASE RELEASE
11/30/2003 - you realize i make those mistakes on purpose, right?
11/29/2003 - my heart exploding words
11/28/2003 - argh!
11/26/2003 - she gets the picture, takes pity on me
11/26/2003 - know what to kiss, and when.
11/24/2003 - they can't all be good entries
11/23/2003 - this one stupid hair will not leave my peripheral vision
11/22/2003 - fidget
11/22/2003 - Allergic Jones made a slight miscalculation.
11/21/2003 - it all started when i masturbated to something inappropriate
09/12/2003 - gladly
11/19/2003 - i have orion's belt on my chin
11/18/2003 - moist your eyes
11/18/2003 - oh, fick.
11/17/2003 - and now, a brief interlude by will...
11/17/2003 - you suck nate walsh
11/16/2003 - have a safe time tonight if you are going on the "employee social"
11/14/2003 - you're gonna die the way you lived
11/13/2003 - raining nuclear crystals
09/05/2003 - limited success
11/12/2003 - hotter than you've ever seen
11/11/2003 - in black clothing, i'll be there
11/10/2003 - what is my fascination with corpses?
11/09/2003 - stripe this side
11/09/2003 - truth be told...
11/09/2003 - is there anyone out there 'cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
11/08/2003 - why i am an idiot
11/08/2003 - i feel justified
11/07/2003 - perhaps i do have connections?
11/07/2003 - you betray your feelings
11/06/2003 - five o'clock shadow on my legs
08/29/2003 - easy, chewie
08/29/2003 - my diary is much better than yours
11/05/2003 - vampires everywhere
11/04/2003 - i really wonder what i'm doin' here with you but whatever
11/03/2003 - no, actually, it's mine
11/03/2003 - cha cha cha
11/01/2003 - he kept muttering things like "platonic"
10/31/2003 - never be a beauty queen :(
10/30/2003 - i'm too indie to have a nose
10/29/2003 - i got trouble in my town
10/29/2003 - reptile!!
10/29/2003 - this was better the first time around
10/29/2003 - keep them short
10/28/2003 - retire
10/28/2003 - vote now, vote often
10/28/2003 - i'm sure you could at least understand it as a literary device
10/27/2003 - well, a box of red, and a pill or three...
10/27/2003 - oh... that's what we're doin'; we're singin'!
10/27/2003 - the funny shudder of a bad magnetic event
10/26/2003 - and the winner is...
10/26/2003 - STOP PEELING
10/24/2003 - crab people... crab people
10/24/2003 - you will call me Ronin
10/21/2003 - "i won't go down in history, but i will go down on your little sister"
10/21/2003 - about this morning
10/21/2003 - second banana
10/20/2003 - the instigator.
10/19/2003 - i'm not anyone's first choice, just first available
10/17/2003 - let the idiot speak
10/16/2003 - i measure my self-worth in ebay feedback points
10/16/2003 - even on feminine areas!
10/15/2003 - and valium
10/14/2003 - back - and to the left
10/13/2003 - HUNGEE
10/13/2003 - good luck with that
10/12/2003 - intelli-strong is my new name
10/11/2003 - i am not the variable; i am the constant
10/10/2003 - kiss me now that i'm older
10/10/2003 - check out those gams
10/09/2003 - :D like you�ve got nothing to prove
10/08/2003 - there's always someone cooler than you
10/07/2003 - will i get better or stay the same?
10/07/2003 - twist the knife
10/06/2003 - *pretend to be nice*
10/06/2003 - not to mention delicious
10/04/2003 - it's been a bad day / please don't take our picture
10/03/2003 - omg tummy
10/02/2003 - narcissism
10/02/2003 - we are silk tie cleaning experts
10/02/2003 - real entry l8r
10/01/2003 - i have to go back home and find out what is wrong with my eyes
09/30/2003 - i am annoyed by the word "cleavage"
09/30/2003 - brief note
09/29/2003 - and, all of a sudden, nudity made sense
09/28/2003 - my dreamgirl don't exist
09/27/2003 - in a dream (on a bus ((on a busted afternoon))
09/25/2003 - now she's just another college girl.
09/25/2003 - amazing juggling act
09/23/2003 - "just because when you touch me i pull away?"
09/23/2003 - very
09/23/2003 - monkey ninjas, attack!
09/22/2003 - my eyes don�t show nothin�
09/22/2003 - kim possible has the calves of a goddess
09/21/2003 - i'm in definitely
09/20/2003 - and now for an amusing anecdote about orthopedic surgeons
09/19/2003 - i could talk �til i'm dead and still not get in your head
09/19/2003 - self-righteous anger
09/17/2003 - and the ghosts are lining up outside your door
09/16/2003 - on the supposed golden path
09/16/2003 - i'm taking her home with me
09/15/2003 - i try to discover a little something to make me sweeter
09/14/2003 - yabbos, rollers, memories
09/13/2003 - here's a little trick i picked up in taiwan THONK
09/12/2003 - "one lady flew into the river."
09/11/2003 - nudity and theft once again solve my problems
09/11/2003 - here are two pictures (for your balls)
09/11/2003 - i'll just become a hermit, all right?
09/11/2003 - STEFFI
09/10/2003 - but i want you... and you me, too
09/10/2003 - artful entertaining delicious
09/09/2003 - roll that beautiful bean footage
09/09/2003 - a sunday of exciting amazement
09/07/2003 - good news
09/07/2003 - and what do you make of nights when you thought you�d make much more?
09/07/2003 - i is another
09/07/2003 - wasteless
09/07/2003 - this is an older entry
09/03/2003 - nineteen... is not the age of reason
08/30/2003 - i hate falling the least bit behind on diary entries
08/30/2003 - �great value products from wal-mart vs. something that tastes good�
08/29/2003 - another damn entry
08/29/2003 - agog
08/29/2003 - and now, an interview with nate walsh�
08/29/2003 - �god, you are so cute � but not in a way i'm attracted to in the least�
08/29/2003 - perhaps a ronin?
08/29/2003 - if there�s a war � another shitty war � to fight for ba-ba-babylon
08/29/2003 - no, i'm never gonna fall for anyone else but her
08/29/2003 - beneath the quarter moon, beneath the quarter moon
08/29/2003 - and everyone here, i need your ears, so be cool for a few
08/21/2003 - because you can't make a sound from six feet under ground
08/19/2003 - and i'm leavin' this factory
08/18/2003 - ooh, but it's easy to see! ooh, we could dance and be free!
08/17/2003 - and what�s nate without his depraved fantasies?
08/15/2003 - i want my daddy's records
08/14/2003 - i forgot
08/13/2003 - 1 for 3 (and 0 for 1, incidentally)
08/12/2003 - between your legs or bust
08/12/2003 - here's an interesting notion
08/11/2003 - ship of fools / car of idiots
08/07/2003 - i don't stand a chance, in this fucked-up world
08/07/2003 - why i love imdb
08/06/2003 - i got beat by weather
08/05/2003 - understooooooood
08/05/2003 - stypty the styptic pencil
08/04/2003 - nee yenkamma?Gunta...
08/03/2003 - don't worry, this will be short
08/02/2003 - you're all fucking useless
08/02/2003 - i'm glad i can feign nonchalance as well as i thought
08/02/2003 - i'm as smart as i am ugly
07/31/2003 - ughghhhhhhh
07/30/2003 - and I�d rather been happy than right this time
07/29/2003 - i'm gettin' better at the small stuff
07/29/2003 - she turned end on end like a long-lost astronaut
07/27/2003 - we don't really want a monster taking over
07/27/2003 - right or wrong, i'm going to defend it
07/26/2003 - it's a wicked world that we live in
07/25/2003 - i must be dumber than a spit curl / 'cause i got hung up on a showgirl
07/24/2003 - gotta escape from the planet of the apes!
07/24/2003 - this is three pages in ms word
07/23/2003 - everyone is my friend!!!!
07/22/2003 - you smoke in the park and sleep in the greenery
07/21/2003 - 'cause i've a secret i'm determined not to keep
07/21/2003 - and no one will ever know it if I keep my mouth shut tight
07/21/2003 - bears (no title)
07/21/2003 - damage control
07/20/2003 - read this entry
07/19/2003 - calaboose is a synonym for jail
07/18/2003 - ggggggggggggggggggg
07/17/2003 - sincere heartfelt whatever
07/16/2003 - i wear my sunglasses at night 8-)
07/16/2003 - ain't it hard, ain't it hard to want somebody who doesn't want you?
07/15/2003 - genetically, my fetish makes more sense than yours does
07/14/2003 - you start to think you're a state, you definitely are a state
07/14/2003 - and now, for my loyal readers...
07/13/2003 - god damn right, it's a beautiful day
07/12/2003 - and radio has salmonella
07/11/2003 - what would you do then?
07/10/2003 - everything sticks like a broken record
07/09/2003 - slow down to a crawl
07/08/2003 - *wink*
07/08/2003 - my talent feeds my darker side, yet no one will complain
07/08/2003 - not fully aware
07/08/2003 - i'd like to thank you all for nothin' at all
07/07/2003 - tell me!!!
07/07/2003 - wait a minute!
07/07/2003 - starting today, we're on holiday
07/04/2003 - in lieu of real entertainment
07/02/2003 - turning your orbit around
07/02/2003 - a pointed argument
07/02/2003 - new favorite lyric
07/01/2003 - heavy altruism
07/01/2003 - many irons in the fire
07/01/2003 - i needed to find mine
06/30/2003 - read this hotshot
06/30/2003 - don't even read this one
06/29/2003 - duly attended
06/27/2003 - it's the death of my desire
06/26/2003 - right on schedule
06/26/2003 - impotent and blind
06/25/2003 - drip drop a lovely dream
06/25/2003 - and i've been waiting forever
06/25/2003 - maybe just a smile?
06/24/2003 - hit me once more, jesus, in the blackjack game of life
06/23/2003 - now i don't see what you're worrying about
06/23/2003 - and what you wish for won't come true
06/22/2003 - wonder who called
06/22/2003 - i love you, harry potter
06/22/2003 - stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me?
06/21/2003 - all the signs point to no...
06/21/2003 - i want to surprise myseee-eeelf
06/20/2003 - longing is a pain in the ass
06/20/2003 - split decision
06/19/2003 - two points for honesty
06/18/2003 - your crazy kitten smile
06/18/2003 - stay of execution
06/18/2003 - i had to take your word on that
06/17/2003 - just don't leave
08/17/2003 - dilemna
06/16/2003 - let the punishment fit the crime
06/16/2003 - we bringed
06/16/2003 - we're in mexico, you fucking piece of shit!!
06/15/2003 - hush, hush - thought i heard her callin' my name now
06/15/2003 - illustrated song lyric of the day
06/14/2003 - re: fish & vacation
06/14/2003 - yes, this *is* my first entry back
06/09/2003 - live from savannah
06/05/2003 - you took a trip and climbed a tree
06/05/2003 - and now, a brief interview with jamie-lynn spears...
06/05/2003 - and i want to shoot all the superheroes from your skies
06/05/2003 - thinner.... thinner.....
06/04/2003 - this is so freaking stupid
06/04/2003 - important life skills
06/04/2003 - lame louses just lose to my leverage
06/04/2003 - acrophobia (guess who?)
06/03/2003 - come over and wear her clothes while i film you
06/02/2003 - there's something rare going on under my skin
06/02/2003 - dooo do-do dooo ("born again," sarcastic begninning)
06/02/2003 - yeah, gotta rewrite some stuff later
06/02/2003 - yeah, who doesn't?
06/01/2003 - get through this
06/01/2003 - and the beat goes on (meaningless)
05/30/2003 - i am the ex-offender, they let me out in the summer
05/29/2003 - she loves me and her body keeps me warm
05/29/2003 - and it comes as no surprise to me with another guy
05/28/2003 - i wish we'd get stuck up a tree
05/28/2003 - i am boring
05/27/2003 - but it's you i fell into
05/27/2003 - h'after seven days...
05/27/2003 - doubtful
05/27/2003 - never be a better kind
05/25/2003 - guestbook arrives
05/25/2003 - so itchy
05/25/2003 - what if I were romeo in black jeans?
05/25/2003 - i am being purposely vague!!
05/24/2003 - so... where was i?
05/24/2003 - sound of your
05/23/2003 - apparently i can (nate funny)
05/22/2003 - i never give advice; ignore this
05/22/2003 - and the water running over me is growing ever colder
05/21/2003 - puns are dumb
05/21/2003 - in your second skin
05/21/2003 - why not?
05/20/2003 - nate is an ass tonite (sorry)
05/20/2003 - bearing your mattress / bearing your soul
05/19/2003 - Widdle Tiddles (ten thousand points)
05/18/2003 - BEEing drunk on their plan, they lifted up the suuuuuun
05/18/2003 - heads rolling
05/18/2003 - nothing to get hung about
05/16/2003 - trite??
05/16/2003 - there - caught up
05/16/2003 - what is this feelin' takin' over?!?!
05/15/2003 - everything takes on an eerie meaning
05/13/2003 - no more the need for me to miss him
05/13/2003 - guess what i have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
05/12/2003 - what kind of weapons have they got?
05/10/2003 - eyes feel poppish
05/10/2003 - on pornography
05/10/2003 - kiss me like you did the first time
05/10/2003 - right on again
05/09/2003 - morning, sunshine 2
05/09/2003 - morning, sunshine!
05/09/2003 - you left enchanted
05/09/2003 - underground tunnels
05/08/2003 - briefly
05/08/2003 - that's a very mediocre commodity
05/08/2003 - got lost in fulton town
05/08/2003 - i know i do!!
05/08/2003 - and your skimpy clothes will go a long, long way with me with me with me
05/07/2003 - still the battle that we�re in / rages on 'til the end
05/07/2003 - be my head / and i'll be yours
05/06/2003 - no, screw you
05/06/2003 - boxer rebellion
05/06/2003 - i am redundant!
05/05/2003 - we are going to look harder for the spaceship
05/05/2003 - not the nosehair, though
05/05/2003 - is that gash in your leg really why you have stopped?
05/04/2003 - a weekend of loose morals
05/02/2003 - rumble rumble
05/01/2003 - and now... she's got helicopters
04/30/2003 - oh, i think i smell all right
04/29/2003 - elapsed time chronometer wtf
04/29/2003 - tell me all about your "gay folks"
04/29/2003 - carta para mis padres
04/29/2003 - back to boring
04/28/2003 - i'm sorry i gave you Herpes
04/27/2003 - so embryonic it's all right
04/27/2003 - compliments?
04/26/2003 - is that your two cents worth, worth? / for what it's worth...
04/25/2003 - eggs (yes, that's a title)
04/25/2003 - on panic
04/25/2003 - he's right, it's not
04/25/2003 - lost and confused
04/24/2003 - hmmm hmmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm
04/24/2003 - i'm probably missing some things
04/23/2003 - can't forget the curves of your body
04/23/2003 - a very, very good year
04/22/2003 - trail of disaster
04/21/2003 - if you gots the poison, i gots the remedy
04/21/2003 - no, you don't
04/21/2003 - i'm a full grown man...
04/21/2003 - pissant
04/21/2003 - natesucksballs.com
04/20/2003 - twitch twitch
04/19/2003 - right right
04/19/2003 - una carta para juanita
04/19/2003 - 5636653498732053/11121205276
04/18/2003 - swear swear swear i like to swear
04/18/2003 - inconsistent
04/18/2003 - look at that
04/17/2003 - no point
04/16/2003 - cross your legs
04/14/2003 - oh man oh man too much fun
04/14/2003 - halloween is half a year away
04/14/2003 - swallow all the halos out of you
04/14/2003 - time to go
04/14/2003 - jump on it
04/13/2003 - that's a new one
04/13/2003 - bank teller
04/13/2003 - right
04/12/2003 - woooooo
04/11/2003 - and instead of saying all of your goodbyes
04/11/2003 - this is the part of the song where i didn't write any lyrics
04/10/2003 - yes, i'm fucking mad
04/10/2003 - back to good
04/10/2003 - longest entry ever
04/10/2003 - neither gone nor forgotten
04/05/2003 - rerun
04/04/2003 - joking aside
04/04/2003 - nothin' compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
04/04/2003 - jonathon fisk uses his fists
04/03/2003 - not good... not not good
04/03/2003 - a treasure not my own
04/02/2003 - super dot turn on (super.turnon)
04/02/2003 - fool me thrice
04/01/2003 - will you sober up and let me down?
04/01/2003 - holla holla
04/01/2003 - anyway
03/31/2003 - not chain smoking yet
03/30/2003 - whateva
03/29/2003 - answer
03/29/2003 - back 2 back
03/27/2003 - everything means less than zero
03/26/2003 - let's get metaphysical... metaphysical
03/25/2003 - goodbye, i'm an asshole
03/24/2003 - right
03/23/2003 - less is more
03/23/2003 - insult to injury
03/22/2003 - by which i mean orange!
03/22/2003 - honey honey honey honey
03/22/2003 - live from crce, pt. ii
03/21/2003 - tigre
03/20/2003 - brain melt glarg glarg glarg
03/20/2003 - too short to care
03/20/2003 - yes, it is a new one
03/20/2003 - nate likes alt-country?
03/19/2003 - Yesterday!
03/19/2003 - the weight it sits on down and i dunno
03/17/2003 - hmm?
03/17/2003 - happy st. patrick's day
03/16/2003 - e-nuff
03/16/2003 - review
03/16/2003 - random thoughts (tiny)
03/15/2003 - yawn
03/14/2003 - my eyes have shut themselves down
03/14/2003 - important lyrics you don't care do you
03/13/2003 - okay!
03/13/2003 - return to start
03/12/2003 - she simply wiggles her nose / and disappears all my clothes
03/12/2003 - important situation
03/11/2003 - nate + caffeine = PSYCHIC EXPLOSION
03/10/2003 - keep fishin'
03/10/2003 - everybody dance now!
03/09/2003 - dear diary
03/08/2003 - "break these chains of love? oh, yes."
03/08/2003 - frankie says relax
03/08/2003 - look sharp
03/06/2003 - punchpunchpunchpunchpunch
03/06/2003 - robot adventure approaching?
03/06/2003 - my little needle... ...(that iiiiiiiiii)
03/06/2003 - several minutes to go
03/05/2003 - that's the way we get by
03/05/2003 - paranoia breeds paranoia breeds paranoia
03/05/2003 - *cuts hands off*
03/04/2003 - true story
03/04/2003 - what the fuck am i talking about?
03/04/2003 - no cuttin' corners
03/03/2003 - more space filled
03/03/2003 - i'm sorry that i lost control
03/03/2003 - so it's come to this
03/03/2003 - bits of business
03/03/2003 - more, i dunno, moping
03/03/2003 - confessions of a supporting actor
03/03/2003 - smokey
03/02/2003 - interesting psych concept:
03/02/2003 - touchy feely entries bore you, i bet
03/01/2003 - jesus
03/01/2003 - ha ha tricked you
01/30/2003 - the end
01/28/2003 - must give title
01/28/2003 - it's killing me / i'm dying
01/27/2003 - drink to illini, baby!
01/27/2003 - chicago pile number 1
01/27/2003 - awesome drum part at end of second verse
01/26/2003 - piiiiissss
01/25/2003 - verge on dirty
01/24/2003 - adam's apple ii
01/23/2003 - *signal in the sky-oh*
01/23/2003 - no life has singed her now
01/22/2003 - ass breath
01/21/2003 - tralalalalala
01/20/2003 - *morning, christmas mom*
01/19/2003 - meanwhile...
01/19/2003 - MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE
01/18/2003 - eh
01/18/2003 - oh, i can't see you every night
01/17/2003 - i hope i'm doing this right
01/17/2003 - never ending
01/17/2003 - full-contact origami
01/16/2003 - oh, the things i miss at night
01/15/2003 - lisa goes nutzoid
01/15/2003 - where has the day gone?
01/14/2003 - now we play the waiting game
01/13/2003 - back in the saddle again
01/13/2003 - am i paranoid? YES YOU'RE PARANOID
01/13/2003 - now, where's my hoverboard?
01/10/2003 - oh, nevermind
01/09/2003 - divine intervention
01/09/2003 - double talk
01/08/2003 - my reply (a la christina aguilera)
01/08/2003 - We hate Virus!
01/07/2003 - another day
01/06/2003 - no complaints
01/06/2003 - opposites attract
01/05/2003 - fucking hell
01/05/2003 - chicago recap
01/03/2003 - no hon / please hon
01/03/2003 - off or on or on or off or on
01/03/2003 - feelin' (slightly) better
01/03/2003 - freak out (a bit)
01/02/2003 - x10 goes anywhere!
01/01/2003 - terrible segue
12/31/2002 - back to school
12/31/2002 - yes
12/30/2002 - madness
12/29/2002 - last nite
12/28/2002 - boring shit day
12/28/2002 - vaugeries revealed
12/28/2002 - nate smash!
12/27/2002 - bye bye bye (for a bit)
12/27/2002 - this thing i do, i do not deny
12/26/2002 - school is good for the bowels
12/26/2002 - this is beginning to be serious
12/25/2002 - I NO CHEAT I SUPACOOL
12/24/2002 - <|= (that's a tree)
12/24/2002 - dry handds, man
12/23/2002 - mopey
12/23/2002 - fuck
12/23/2002 - never be the same again
12/23/2002 - power outage
12/22/2002 - baking powder?
12/22/2002 - this entry has no point as well
12/22/2002 - why am i eating bbq fries?
12/22/2002 - you don't even know what i'm talking about
12/21/2002 - too lazy to even write
12/20/2002 - lazy bastard
12/20/2002 - plan b
12/20/2002 - failures
12/19/2002 - pissy catch-up
12/19/2002 - RAR well-rested and pissy >:O
12/19/2002 - project gingerbread
12/17/2002 - tushies for sale! cool!
12/17/2002 - *gunshots* talk is cheap, motherfucker-fucker-fucker
12/17/2002 - break that shit down
12/16/2002 - interruptor jones - hehe
12/16/2002 - stupid orange
12/16/2002 - is it getting heavy?
12/15/2002 - STOP WHINING
12/15/2002 - astronomy sux
12/15/2002 - finales (that's spanish, kids)
12/13/2002 - win win win
12/13/2002 - problem solved
12/13/2002 - TROLL LIKE
12/12/2002 - damn, woman
12/11/2002 - bad news / good news
12/10/2002 - NOTHING
12/10/2002 - re: previous entry (death race 2002)
12/10/2002 - my eyeballs are melting
12/09/2002 - by half past ten your head was going ding-dong
12/08/2002 - my, what an(other) unproductive day
12/07/2002 - right after i clip my toenails...
12/06/2002 - doctor my eyes / tell me what is wrong
12/05/2002 - ketchup
12/04/2002 - got myself a gun
12/04/2002 - can't read shit apparently
12/03/2002 - UPDATE, YOU LAZY CUR!!!
12/01/2002 - all i ever do is recap (isn't that the point?)
12/01/2002 - :| is my depressed face... or cookie monster
11/30/2002 - more boring nate writing, part ii
11/30/2002 - stupid long recaps
11/28/2002 - i don't know where this is going!
11/27/2002 - used to have a little, now i have a lot
11/25/2002 - i thought hell was supposed to be hot (ha-HAH!)
11/24/2002 - GET OFF ME! (CAN'T HOLD ME!)
11/24/2002 - blah blah blah
11/23/2002 - deary me
11/23/2002 - "slodge" is not a made up word
11/22/2002 - ERR ERR ERR
11/22/2002 - you might as well be marooned on Demon Island
11/21/2002 - tropical mike & ike's are delicious!
11/20/2002 - disappointments
11/19/2002 - they wonder just how wild i would be
11/19/2002 - tamanegi flava
11/18/2002 - help me see ben folds!
11/18/2002 - i normally avoid post-cereal milk; not today, though!!
11/18/2002 - recap
11/15/2002 - give me a tranquilizer built into my mind
11/14/2002 - i gotta actualize!
11/14/2002 - amy grant, fill us with your spirit!!
11/13/2002 - work... yes, work.
11/13/2002 - bridging the language gap
11/13/2002 - cream cheese disease
11/13/2002 - uncreative title: my root beer is flat
11/12/2002 - crazy japanese myth of the day
11/12/2002 - blatant plagiarization!
11/12/2002 - all act as one who steps on dog dung in the dark
11/11/2002 - you should be banned from every game
11/11/2002 - "here! have some dog food! ow, my hand!" *laughter*
11/11/2002 - what a queer phrase
11/11/2002 - long, useless entry
11/10/2002 - afternoon delight
11/10/2002 - so as not to forget
11/09/2002 - WHITETOWN!
11/08/2002 - quiz time!
11/08/2002 - baby, baby - where did our love go?
11/08/2002 - the future
11/08/2002 - but later that week it was friday - once again...
11/06/2002 - eat it, tianyue zhou!
11/06/2002 - FOOD PYRAMID!
11/06/2002 - random shit, i guess
11/05/2002 - pull the lever or whatever, right now, right now
11/05/2002 - passive aggressive
11/04/2002 - dirty pillows
11/04/2002 - polly tickle
11/04/2002 - oh dear god
11/03/2002 - proof positive that everyone changes
11/03/2002 - sociology book SEZ
11/03/2002 - "let me get this straight - i grow up to be a loser?!?!"
11/02/2002 - good enough
11/02/2002 - that lame quote justin always uses
11/02/2002 - spam of the day
11/02/2002 - they'll never catch me... because i'm fucking innocent!
10/31/2002 - pooping in a robot suit is damn near impossible
10/31/2002 - robot pix
10/31/2002 - last night i had the strangest dream...
10/31/2002 - happy halloween!
10/30/2002 - robot king
10/29/2002 - the ice ice cccccccold vice that grips my head
10/28/2002 - come to mama, boys!!!
10/28/2002 - paper doesn't crash, ass face!
10/28/2002 - come for the grand ulena, stay for the wilco
10/27/2002 - meeeeeeeeeeehhhhh
10/26/2002 - lol
10/26/2002 - ben savage is king actor
10/25/2002 - wahhh wahhhh wahhhh
10/25/2002 - fiddle dee deeee
10/24/2002 - i'm dumb, she's a lesbium
10/24/2002 - *cool string part*
10/23/2002 - boooo-hoooo-TEE boooo-hoooo-TEE
10/22/2002 - "take one step back to see the whole forest instead of only a tree"
10/22/2002 - hit 3 to turn that shit off!
10/22/2002 - whose house? run's house!
10/22/2002 - and i took out my tongue twice removed from my face
10/21/2002 - walk and chew gum
10/21/2002 - lawrence kohlberg's stages of moral development
10/21/2002 - what a mind rape
10/20/2002 - *struggles to keep entry coherent*
10/20/2002 - normal adventure
10/19/2002 - bill is cool
10/19/2002 - better execute sooner
10/18/2002 - you're my brown eyed girl (AND YOU ARE INFERIOR TO ME)
10/18/2002 - tiny pointy crumb
10/17/2002 - finds a nice cliff to drop off
10/17/2002 - susan sarandon dies at the end of stepmom
10/17/2002 - even when i'm with my boo (ugh)
10/17/2002 - well, it's not the superchief
10/16/2002 - she is the joy and the laughter
10/16/2002 - a giant clit
10/16/2002 - oral sex donation #1
10/16/2002 - incredibly boring entry about astronomy
10/16/2002 - i soooo sad so so sad (that i can't ACT!!!!)
10/16/2002 - it's almost one!
10/15/2002 - no use in complaining
10/15/2002 - i can't knit anymore
10/15/2002 - kyle's interpretation of the trip
10/15/2002 - dan-fucking-ville
10/15/2002 - ack my eyes
10/14/2002 - new template and other things i should control
10/14/2002 - no ofencing
10/14/2002 - backtowork
10/14/2002 - melcome