03/02/2005 - 9:03 p.m. | financial whoa

I bought some soup.

Busey Bank account balance: $15.15.

I remembered I needed to pay my credit card bill (Minimum payment: $13).

Busey Bank account balance: $2.15.

I am going to the police station tomorrow to see if there's a check.

If there is not, I will hang myself.