12/20/2002 - 4:03 a.m. | plan b

A little chopping and breaking, a barn raising, some frosting, and a bit of cleanup, and Smashy McShitpile (see previous entry) becomes the Badass Power Fortress of Extreme Longevity!

Where it was once cute, it is now formidable. Where it was once weak, it is now sturdy! Man, I should market these things. Kids would just eat them up (HAHAHAHAHAH):

OK, bedtime for sure now. Oh - by the way, I'm never telling how much this ridiculous project cost me. :D