01/08/2003 - 10:19 p.m. | my reply (a la christina aguilera)

Afka blafka blah: That was a pretty weak diary entry, son.

Calling people "son" is NOT COOL. Allen Witman can get away with it a) because he did it first (among our lame little group) and b) because he's learned to control it. SPRITZ CANNOT. diediedie Here is a helpful diagram:

I hope this clears things up.