02/08/2004 - 3:20 a.m. | kata-ashi-pan

Since I did little else with my day besides tanning, sitting, and watching hours upon hours of movies, here is some award-winning advice for you:

The most attractive thing about a woman is proximity.

Right-o! Off to bed then! Oh - upon request, I also tried to deepthroat a root beer float pop and failed miserably.