03/18/2004 - 2:44 a.m. | Oooh, FACED!... Scratch moded!

Here are some truths: 1) I am not quite as gross as I think I am, what with my auburn hair and blue eyes (although I wouldn't mind them bluer) and my less pale skin and brown shirt, so I just don't understand what the rest of the world is thinking. 2) I have been rereading some of this here diary, and I may very well be this century's great American writer. I have whatever you don't, all right? So appreciate it, because I actually am doing it for myself, and you're just lucky enough to be along for the ride, despite the occasional typographical error. It's funny when I get cocky and weird late at night.