11/16/2004 - 1:52 p.m. | rephrased: "you ain't lived till you got no head from no vampire"

This has nothing to do with anything (I promise), but yeast infections are sort of hilarious... to a person who will never, ever have one: "A white vaginal discharge that may look like cottage cheese." Hahahahaha vaginas suck.

More importantly, a call to arms! To save me the 80 whatever dollars it would take to tow my car four god damned blocks to the place I am taking it to, we will instead by pushing it there late tomorrow night! We need brute force, and since I don't personally know any strong people, this means numbers! Will alcohol be provided? What do you think?