05/21/2003 - 11:39 p.m. | puns are dumb

Man, I thought of the best pun today! Some guys were talking about how the bearings in a machine were misaligned or something, so I was like, "Better get your bearings straight!" See, it works like 3 ways!!
1) Ball bearings need to be straightened
2) To straighten one's bearings to think clearly
3) The Bering Strait is a geographical... thingie.
I couldn't stop laughing. I was so pleased with myself. Almost as pleased as I am with this chair that rotates.