03/14/2003 - 12:50 a.m. | important lyrics you don't care do you

To make my life easier - and your lives GROOVINER - here are the lyrics to Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics":

Artificial amateurs, are not at all amazing

Analytically, I assault, animate things

Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat

Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding

Casually create catastrophes, casualties

Cancelling cats got their canopies collapsing

Detonate a dime a dank daily doin dough

Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low

Eatin other editors with each and every energetic

Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette

Furious fad fabulous fantastic

Flurries of funk fill feeding the fanatics

Gift got great global goods gone glorious

Gettin godly in his gang with the goriest

Hit em high, hella hype, historic ho hey

Holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy

Imitators idolize, I intimidate

In a instant, I'll rise in a irate state

Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jockin joints

Justly, it's just me, writin my journals

Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of King Kong

Karate kid cut prince in my kingdom

Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is learned

Lame louses just lose to my leverage

My mind makes marvelous moves, masses

Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered

Niggas nap knowin I'm nice naturally

Knack, never lack, make noise nationally

Operation, opposition, all of them not optional

Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals

Perfected poems, powerful punchlines

Pummelling baby powder puffs in my pymes

Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it's Quannum

Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got uh

Really raw raps, risin up rapidly

Riding the rushing radio activity

Super scientifical sound search sought

Silencing super fire saps that are soft

Tales ten times talented, too tough

Take that, challengers, get a tune up

Universal, unique, untouched

Unadulterated, the raw uncut

Verb vice lord victorious valid

Violate vibes that are vain make em vanished

why i'm all well would a wise wordsmith just

Weaving up words weeded up, I'm a workshift

Xerox, my X-radiation rolls extra large

X-height letters, and xylophone tones

Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws

Yesterday's lawn yard sell I yawn

Zig zag zombies, zoomin to the zenith

Zero in zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme ZEA-LOTS!....

In additional music news, the Flaming Lips are coming to the Canopy Club on May 4th! Let me know if you need tickets because I'll still be down here when they go on sale! :D :D