03/14/2003 - 2:47 a.m. | my eyes have shut themselves down

Just finished watching Whore of the Rings and I can safely say that I am set for a long future of asexuality. It was indescribable, but I can tell you this: no one's body was even close to a wonderland. I feel sick to my stomach. The plot, on the other hand, was hilarious! Like when Gankok's beard started to fall off in the middle of his dramatic purple lightning battle. But seriously, any one who got an erection from that thing is inhuman (literally). I am going to have nightmares about birth canals. Jesus.