03/12/2003 - 12:02 a.m. | important situation

OK, so I need everyone who came over for cake last night to tell me what color their poo was... 'cause I pooed, and it was strangely green, and Kyle pooed and his was strangely green... and if I can alter the color of my poo (Michelle and I dyed the cake green, so it makes sense), it is high time I did so. Man, I feel ill. It's like early St. Patrick's Day (because of the green, see? And it smelled like Irish people! HAHAH! I kid, I kid! I'm 1/8 Irish, you know! "WALSH"). Oh man, I shouldn't even bother anymore.