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10/28/2002 - 9:29 p.m. | paper doesn't crash, ass face!

"I got a bunch of chocolate in the mail from my grandma today! Also hilarious Halloween tricks. I would tell you, but you may be one of my unfortunate victims! Hahaha! No."

This is all I have left of a long entry I wrote. Fuck you, Diaryland. I will rewrite it later. Also, Cake is repetitive. Right now I have to clean the terlet.

TERLET


The Dismemberment Plan's "I Love A Magician" is the perfect song for scouring crazy soap scum off the shower floor. By the way, we seriously need a toilet brush 'cause I don't ever wanna stick my hand in the water to scrub off Bash Poop ever, ever again.

I won't be soothed,
Nate