03/05/2003 - 12:15 a.m. | *cuts hands off*

Happily, I think I've got the words to "Clint Eastwood" down, so maybe I can start on a new project, like... animals. Um. Grocery trip tonight = alligator soap dish and Coke in glass bottles (it is likely psychological, but I think it tastes better in glass) In other shallow news, Clay better make it to the top 12 of "American Idol" or I will be tres pissed. I'm feeling a bit more normal now, as you can likely tell (I have evaporated into a shallow pool once more - quite the poet), but I can't give any reason why that doesn't sound silly. It's WEDNESDAY?!! Oh my God! What do I do with my life? OK, my fingernails are so long, it's crazy. I have to do something about this.