08/07/2003 - 9:17 p.m. | why i love imdb

OK, first off, new favorite actor is John Rhys-Davies. That crazy bastard has done EVERYTHING. No, I mean it. He was in all 3 Indiana Jones films, MacBeth on "Gargoyles," that crazy SOB Gimli in The Lord of the Rings (the makeup burned his eyes off!), plus about a million other tiny roles on things. Oh - let's not forget FUCKING PROFESSOR ARTURO ON "SLIDERS!" A million points for you. One million.

Oh - and two million for Christopher Walken, who (and I quote) "manages to insert a little dance number into all of his roles, no matter how small, scripted or not." You fucking beast, you. He jigs! And they can't stop him!

Meanwhile, Claire Forlani in the new Jackie Chan movie. Rrrrrrawr. Must see now.