06/23/2003 - 11:14 p.m. | now i don't see what you're worrying about

I don't have anything to offer anyone really. I mean, not anything that millions of other people besides me couldn't offer up - and more. I don't see why anyone would go out of their way for me (good or bad, you know?). I can't imagine why you would want to talk to me or hang out with me or whatever (especially when I am moods like this). The only person who really needs me is me, and that's just to keep us going. So, don't be obligated, OK? Don't. Thank you.

-What's your best feature?
-My mortality. *rimshot*