12/20/2003 - 2:28 p.m. | proclamation

July 3rd, 2004, I am going to see Rhett Miller in Marietta, IL, where ever the hell that is. I'm not sure how it will happen, but it will, and you are of course invited. I assume I will have the wagon by then, and we can sleep in a Wal-mart parking lot if necessary. Actually, maybe even if it's not necessary.