11/29/2004 - 1:43 a.m. | stupid drunkennness

I hate being like this. I assume everyone is in love with me. New Bingo Babe*? In love with me. #77? In love with me. Logic goes out the window. They both want the cock. Bad. And while I may be fully aware of it, it doesn't make it any easier to deny. On the plus side, I won more prizes than I ever have before. Even the God damned Full Body Shambo prize. I can't wait for bingo next week. Remind me to be a little more together then, OK?

*I use the term loosely. I'm surprisingly lucid, though, hmmm?