10/14/2002 - 12:56 p.m. | backtowork

In a matter of hours, I will have completed my psych midterm (good or bad - prolly good 'cause psych is pretty damn easy) and will finally be able to get back on track with my various projects.

See, I am an LAS major. Well, I'm technically a prejournalism major, but they don't actually have anywhere to stick me, so I'm kind of limbo right now. This is a good thing. I have no requirements other than the gen eds that everyone has. And because my interests tend to coincide with things requiring lots of reading and very tiny amounts of work (e.g. astronomy - I have a week to do a worksheet on scientific notation! Har har), I have plenty of time to work on various side efforts.

Right now, I am in the process of making some kickass construction paper Powerpuff Girls to counteract the forces of my roommate's creepy "I WILL MISS DICK SO SOUR" intestine bear (I'll try to get a picture of it sometime). I also have the tiniest inklings of a cardboard box robot suit (for Halloween or otherwise). My goal would be to make my human limbs as useless as possible.

I guess I'd also like to make a non-shit template for this diary, and I guess I'm gonna eventually get $50 for making a Stick-it webpage (not porn; I'll explain one of these days). Other ideas include using Sound Recorder to make my own acapella songs, the Gilligan's Island NES game strategy guide, and a site with various sound clips of the clever editing they use for swears on TV movies ("You [JERK]!! I am going beat the [TAR] out of you!!") My favorite edited clip of all time was in Total Recall. Arnold was using this big drill on this cab driver named Benny, and instead of calling him a motherfucker or whatever, he was like, "[DIE! ..... BENNNNNYYYY!!]" I laughed for a while.