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07/07/2003 - 10:25 p.m. | tell me!!!

There are 111 Avril Lavigne posters on eBay right now. I'm afraid I can't write an update about the weekend yet. I mean, seriously, why you gotta go and make things so complicated?

UPDATE: I have just purchased one tenth of the posters eBay had to offer. 1/10. And with more to come possibly. I'm not even thinking of how much I spent. Fuck it. Some things go beyond that. This isn't even irony anymore. 2 or 3 posters? That's irony. I'm not sure what this is. A disease. But, my intended goal will be achieved: No one will have any desire to be in my room ever. Avril + construction paper animals + Tropical Sno lights + Roomba house + Tifa + giant pillow = victory. You just try and beat that.

I won't be soothed,
Nate