10/26/2002 - 4:54 p.m. | ben savage is king actor

Since I seem to be incapable of reading long passages for more than FOUR HOURS at a time (jeez - how weak am I?), I started watching a "Boy Meets World" Halloween marathon on the Disney Channel. What a sinister force, by the way. They moved Halloween to today and then on Thursday, they're showing Christmas shows all day. That's fucked up.

Anyway, regarding the episodes I saw: Scary shit! Let's see:

-On the first episode, Corey was worried he was turning into a werewolf and would maul Topenga or something. Turns out he was merely going through puberty and mauled Topenga anyway (heh heh heh heh)

-On the second episode, Eric thought the girl Jack was dating (Candice Cameron - D.J. from "Full House!") was a witch. Turns out she was. Special cameo by Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart)!

-On the third episode, the gang was trapped in the school by a masked killer. Ends up being Shawn's dream. The "killer" was reallu Shawn trying to reunite Corey and Topenga. Also a cameo by Jennifer Love Hewitt (sporting plenty o' cleavage) as Jennifer Love Fefferman!

Yeah, it rocked. Hot tip, by the way: Jennifer Love Hewitt was the real life love of "Boy Meets World"'s Eric (Will Friedle)... Dear God, why did I retain that?