11/02/2004 - 1:46 a.m. | oh good i am being punched from the inside

Perhaps my little, er, fixation on Avril Lavigne has something to do with the eyeliner. I know it doesn't actually look good, but there is something that intrigues me about it nonetheless. It's striking! And hottish in the heroin way that occasionally works. I would wear eyeliner, I think. I mean, if I were a girl. Because wearing it as a guy is totally not normal. I think about this too much.

I want a shitty old laptop that can run Notepad. It would make these useless updates that much more frequent. So lucky I don't have one, right shithead?