10/26/2003 - 3:07 a.m. | and the winner is...

In an amazing dark horse victory, my Halloween costume this year will be "A Guy With A Bullhorn Screaming, 'I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN - YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN' Over And Over Again In A Lousy British Accent!" Congratulations to the winners. Namely, the people of America.