01/19/2003 - 4:21 a.m. | meanwhile...

Surf Ninjas, "The Crocodile Hunter," "Superfriends" with Wonder Woman as a furry, so much "Boy Meets World," "Rank" with plastic Brooke Burke, creation of the Stick-It webpage, Meijer for Binaca, plastic dart guns, and Magic cards (fucking Mobilization!), self-deprecating panic, "South Park," worry, worry, worry.

WHAT AM I DOING?!