02/02/2005 - 12:55 a.m. | sage advice from myself, truly

It seems that I myself spoke this at one time in my life: "YOURE NEVER GONNA GET DRUNK IF YOU KEEP TALKIN ABOUT YOUR VAG"

Update: Replace [YOUR VAG] with [THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOT AND LEAN POCKETS] if you are Kyle Wild. I emerged from my cave moments earlier, trying to reconnect with my friends and roommates, but lo and behold, a five minute exhaustingly- detailed comparion of microwave bread shits. And here I am back in my room.