05/01/2004 - 1:25 a.m. | couldn't hardly stand

My brain has recently decided that there are only two categories into which all things can be effectively grouped: Either they are choco-tastic, or they are not. So, while an entire lifetime's worth of experiences are being sorted into these two groups, no further diary entries can be constructed. Complain if you must, but a) you will lose precious time discussing things you both like ("I like being in the bathroom!" "Really? Me too!" "Let's go in together!" "And remain for hours!") and b) you will almost surely be judged not choco-tastic. No skin off my nose, though. Just the inner lining of mucus.