11/13/2002 - 11:04 a.m. | cream cheese disease

Since Spritz is in the shower (thus giving me an extra 45 minutes to be gross - he's such a woman), I might as well write a little more.

So, my diet is being gradually taken over by cream cheese. This isn't really a problem because I like cream cheese. But see, Lis knows I like it, and she makes it more readily available for me than I would ever have the energy to do. She's always pointing it out or bringing me little tubs of it or whatever. Again, not a bad thing. But as far as I can tell, it made up like a third of my diet yesterday. At that rate, my pores will begin leaking creepy cream cheese water within a matter of months.