08/20/2005 - 1:45 a.m. | the same as when he started

I am not really, really drunk, but I am still a fair amount drunk, and I would really, really like a piece of ass. And it feels like potentials are everywhere, but then... just not quite there either. Like, Hillary/Hallie was making eyes at me all night, I thought, but all of a sudden she was just gone. What the fuck? And Hot Michelle was suppposed to come over, so maybe we could hang out, but nope. And Julie was supposed to call, but nope. And I am still alone and still full of fidelity, despite my best efforts. Damn it. I knew you girls were too pretty to be true.