12/13/2002 - 11:14 a.m. | problem solved

"If you've got a boy, go ahead and name that poor fucker Aloysius, Herman, or even go equally crazy and given them insane Puritan names like (and this was a real kid's name) Wrestling-With-The-Devil. His friends, I am told, called him Wrestling. I am not making this up."

Well, guess I don't have to worry about that anymore.

Actually, just read the whole thing here: http://www.sixsixfive.com/503.html. Make special note of the part about the 80s. This applies to many of us.