11/11/2002 - 10:46 a.m. | "here! have some dog food! ow, my hand!" *laughter*

"The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment."

- Warren Bennis

I volunteer for this job here and now! Oh, the crazy misadventures that dog and I will have! I'm gonna wanna touch those machines soooo bad, and I'll try all sorts of hilarious schemes to outfox the dog (like poisoning him)! He'll always catch on, though, and bite my hand! But I won't give up! No! Not never!

This will be the best sitcom in the world. Please begin production now. Starring Horatio Sanz!