05/10/2003 - 1:04 p.m. | on pornography

From the synopsis of a Japanese porno:

"Riho Nanase, a beautiful traditional style Japanese woman with chestnut-dyed, shoulder length hair, has made a pact with Soft on Demand -- for this title, she must make herself available for a complete 24 hour period to bukkake. No matter where she goes, no matter what she's doing, she must allow the men they have chosen, to shower her with semen. It's a premise that, bar none, is pure Japanese in idea and execution. What plays out, is an erotic and stupendous DVD that catches everyone off guard, but comes out just fine in the end. Great scenes of cosplay, semen on food, gokkun, showering, facials while on the phone and much more. There isn't a place she doesn't get showered. It's a bukkake lover's dream! 130 minutes."

It's a premise that, bar none, is pure Japanese in idea and execution. Except I came up with the very same idea a few months ago. I promise I'm not perverse. It was just very comical to me. I guess I do stupid things for comedic value sometimes, though. *sigh* Anyway, porn is completely ridiculous. "Oh, your gross sperm all over is certainly giving me an orgasm! Oh! Oh!" So I thought it would be funny if it was more like the annoyance it really is. "Damn it! Trying to watch 'The Price is Right!' Please stop masturbating on my face now" I'm very curious if that's how they did it. Prolly not. Porn doesn't usually mock itself on purpose... I bet Riho Nanase has to act all turned on while numerous guys beat off on her piece of toast. See, that's my unique take on things. That's how I'm gonna get by. It's revolutionary to be self-deprecating! Or it's simply in my nature. The world will be rocked!