06/05/2003 - 9:43 p.m. | and now, a brief interview with jamie-lynn spears...

Q: Jamie-Lynn, nice to have you here.
A: Nice to be here... y'all.
Q: So, uh, I didn't get the memo... Um... What are you famous for?
A: I'm Britney Spears' little sister.
Q: Well, that fucking sucks.
A: .....
Q: .....
A: Yeah, see - I sort of look like her?
Q: I hate our God damned society.
A: Wait - I'm on Nickelodeon's sketch comedy show "All That" now, too!
Q: The one with Kenan and Kel?
A: Well, they're not on it anymore...
Q: Have you heard of the movie Good Burger?
A: No - why?
Q: My point exactly. Good luck with your shit, dear. Maybe you can be the one who gets famous for being slutty...