11/14/2002 - 5:29 p.m. | i gotta actualize!

Where does the time go? I showered, ate lunch, watched "Newsradio," worked on psych, and watched more TV. Now I'm gonna eat and then work! Time is too fast, I think.

So, for a psychology assignment, we had to write a skit about personality. Since my brain seems able to do little else, I did it on Parappa. Excepts:

If I can explain
What I mean is
The reason you�re shy
Is you don�t have a penis!

Are you open to things
Strange and exotic?
Are you relatively calm
Or are you neurotic?

How you doing, kid?
Those guys made you leery?
Just wait �til you hear
About my self theory!

Please pretend I'm cool, or I'll cry.